The Republic of Maroon Peak is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Joseph Stalin with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 13.262 billion Maroon Peakians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of KREMLIN. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Maroon Peakian economy, worth a remarkable 3,073 trillion US Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 231,779 US Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public hospital staff roll their eyes at anything less than a heart attack, condemned prisoners spend hours a day sitting in lotus position looking perplexed, criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character, and 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink. Crime is totally unknown. Maroon Peak's national animal is the Maroon Peak flag, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Maroon Peak is ranked 111,902^nd in the world and 2,095^th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.38 weapons per person.