The Unicorns have taken over of Aerilia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Purple Unicorn with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.359 billion Aerilians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unicorn City. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Aerilian economy, worth a remarkable 5,957 trillion Rainbows a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 414,905 Rainbows, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-vacs campaigners claim the government is inserting weird devices into their bodies, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels, days begin with afternoon tea, and children dream of becoming physicians and physicists. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Aerilia's national animal is the Fairy, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aerilism.

Aerilia is ranked 449^th in the world and 23^rd in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 22,959.65 on the Gilded Widget Scale.