The Empire of Mapolia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Gojo with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 1.165 billion Mapolians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maples. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Mapolian economy, worth 127 trillion mapolien dollers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,404 mapolien dollers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors, snap elections are called over every minor impasse, and economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mapolia's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mapolia is ranked 27,055^th in the world and 30^th in Eladria for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,821.21 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.