The Desrtuctive Empire of Masilia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Admiral Landon with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, smutty television, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.231 billion Masilians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zandorna. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Masilian economy, worth 330 trillion Macis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 148,031 Macis, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 496,821 per year while the poor average 32,732, a ratio of 15.2 to 1.

Masilia's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors, and the nation is wading into dangerous waters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Masilia's national animal is the Arctic Tern, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is The Masilian Armed Forces.

Masilia is ranked 11,736^th in the world and 14^th in Concord for Most Patriotic, with 64.43 flags saluted per person per day.