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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 219th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 282nd Largest Welfare Programs: 375th
The Casual State of
Democratic Socialists
Deye mon gen mon
The Mighty Powerful Makiman
Influence
Powerbroker
Senior Hippie
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Makiland

Population14.515 billion

CapitalBlueberrymuffintop City
LeaderThe Mighty Powerful Makiman

CurrencyBlueberry Jam Jar
AnimalDog

The Casual State of Makiland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Mighty Powerful Makiman with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.515 billion Makilandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blueberrymuffintop City. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Makilandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,195 trillion Blueberry Jam Jars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 151,285 Blueberry Jam Jars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, lending money has become a major liability, black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation, and passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Makiland's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Makiland is ranked 119,813th in the world and 17th in Hippy Haven for Most Pro-Market, scoring 30.22 on the Rand Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 219thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 282ndLargest Welfare Programs: 375thMost Advanced Public Transport: 451stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 560thMost Pacifist: 641stMost Advanced Public Education: 770thSafest: 979thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,096thMost Developed: 1,104thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,145thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,345thBest Weather: 1,397thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,415thTop
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Largest Governments: 1,778thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,885thMost Influential: 1,939thHealthiest Citizens: 2,056thNicest Citizens: 2,148thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,201stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,299thMost Cultured: 2,336thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,593rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,748thMost Stationary: 2,975thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,990thSmartest Citizens: 3,251stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,231stMost Inclusive: 4,987thHighest Economic Output: 5,513thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,970thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,854thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,534thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,858thLargest Populations: 11,239thHighest Average Incomes: 12,281stMost Efficient Economies: 16,573rd
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Most Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Makiland, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters.
  • : Following new legislation in Makiland, black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Makiland, lending money has become a major liability.
  • : Makiland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Makiland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Makiland, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
  • : Following new legislation in Makiland, recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size.
  • : Following new legislation in Makiland, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers.
  • : Following new legislation in Makiland, stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks.
  • : Following new legislation in Makiland, Makilandian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation.

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