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Most Compassionate Citizens: 4thNicest Citizens: 4thMost Pacifist: 6th
The Community of
Left-wing Utopia
Gramen artificiosum ne fumisses
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Old Hippie
Region
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St Stephen n Critters

Population33.578 billion

CapitalSaint Circumstance
LeaderThe Head
FaithSecular humanism

CurrencyJerry Berry
AnimalDancing Bear

The Community of St Stephen n Critters is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Head with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.578 billion St Stephen n Crittersians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Circumstance. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish St Stephen n Crittersian economy, worth a remarkable 5,502 trillion Jerry Berries a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 163,883 Jerry Berries, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every St Stephen n Crittersian grocery store, bike rage is all the rage, and increasing numbers of children in St Stephen n Critters have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers. Crime is totally unknown. St Stephen n Critters's national animal is the Dancing Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular humanism.

St Stephen n Critters is ranked 62nd in the world and 1st in Hippy Haven for Lowest Crime Rates, with 283.65 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 4thNicest Citizens: 4thMost Pacifist: 6thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7thMost Beautiful Environments: 7thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11thLargest Governments: 16thMost Inclusive: 16thMost Cultured: 17thBest Weather: 25thMost Cheerful Citizens: 25thSmartest Citizens: 26thMost Rebellious Youth: 29thSafest: 50thHealthiest Citizens: 53rdLowest Crime Rates: 62ndLongest Average Lifespans: 64thLargest Welfare Programs: 108thMost Advanced Public Transport: 128thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 164thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 180thMost Advanced Public Education: 354thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 367thMost Secular: 943rdLargest Populations: 1,168thHighest Economic Output: 1,498thMost Influential: 1,527thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,533rdTop
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Most Stationary: 2,284thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,333rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,498thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 10,736thMost Politically Free: 11,926thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,833rdMost Income Equality: 13,998thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,919thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,028th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in St Stephen n Critters, increasing numbers of children in St Stephen n Critters have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in St Stephen n Critters, bike rage is all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in St Stephen n Critters, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every St Stephen n Crittersian grocery store.
  • : Following new legislation in St Stephen n Critters, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
  • : Following new legislation in St Stephen n Critters, Dancing Bear is one of the most popular forenames in St Stephen n Critters.
  • : Following new legislation in St Stephen n Critters, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in St Stephen n Critters, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names.
  • : St Stephen n Critters agreed to construct embassies between Hippy Haven and Save Our Planet.
  • : St Stephen n Critters was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in St Stephen n Critters, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements.

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