The 2nd Slakalland of Linkoli is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Nenendal Azolypota with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.603 billion Linkolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akilslak. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.8%.

The powerhouse Linkolian economy, worth 114 trillion manas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 71,455 manas, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Linkoli's national animal is the Zequih Whale and its national religion is Tanthenism.

Linkoli is ranked 106,299^th in the world and 5,324^th in Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 821.79 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.