| Population | 17.285 billion |
| Capital | Kismayo |
| Leader | Madaxweyne |
| Faith | science |
| Currency | Shilling |
| Animal | Leopard |
The Kingdom of Libaax is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Madaxweyne with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.285 billion libaaxyada are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kismayo. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Libaax economy, worth a remarkable 9,506 trillion Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 549,998 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, the alien invasion siren sounds eerily like a UFO, and nuclear physics is the most popular course at university. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Libaax's national animal is the Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is science.
Libaax is ranked 114,718th in the world and 1,193rd in the Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,899.92 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Libaax was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
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Libaax, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
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Libaax, the alien invasion siren sounds eerily like a UFO.
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Libaax, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation.
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Libaax was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and the Top 5% for Most Corrupt Governments.
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Libaax, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
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Libaax, they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop).
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Libaax, there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety.
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Libaax, nations across the world are quick to praise Madaxweyne's good looks and intellectual prowess.
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Libaax, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry.











































































