The Jingoistic States of Laissez Faire State is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 14.901 billion Laissez Faire Stateans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 36.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Laissez Faire Statean economy, worth 617 trillion International Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 41,410 International Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Laissez Faire State's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Laissez Faire State is ranked 75,854^th in the world and 3,849^th in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 22.41 kickbacks per hour.