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THE LA XINGAN DISPATCH CENTER (W.I.P.)
La Xinga used to have plenty of factbooks and dispatches filled with terrible grammar and ugly spam, which really needed to be deleted. By doing that, though, all of La Xinga's history will be lost! Thus, I am using Section 0 of the center as a place to contain all those dispatches which were nothing more than the scum of the earth. (I'll note that I aligned them all to the left, as the "align" tag by the spoiler would've made them aligned to the center.)
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see history dispatch
*see "list of wars involving la xinga dispatch"
14,500 patrol boats. 9,350 destroyers.
3,050 cruisers. 2 battleships
Aircraft Carriers: L.X.N. Shalem, L.X.N. La xinga City, and the L.X.N. Olimenyu, L.X.N. Bemsheelom, L.X.N. Beachtown, and the LXN Osprey City.
7,900 military submarines.
What is a T.T.T.? It stands for a Turmoil Turtle Tank. It is a tank that goes at 43 miles per hour, which is VERY fast for a tank! It is made from fire-proof material, and surrounded by wood, except the top, which is a cooling system and gets into the driver's area TONS of cold air. They light the wood on fire before the battle, and the tank is off! The tank goes into a enemy camp or city, and whatever it touches goes on fire! 6,700 people died from T.T.T. attacks, and 933 trillion Pongs worth of damage was done by them.
Whatever is left over by the T.T.T.s get devoured by the flamethrower tanks! I don't need to explain what that is!
Edit: Numbers may be different now thanks to the kindness of The united american-isreali empire!
Note:
I try to keep my factbooks as updated as possible, if you want to know more, look at my rank-trend, overview-policies, and pie charts .(Also rank goes by world ranking.)
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Now, lets do our economic pie chart!
The GDP. is worth 61.7 trillion pongs! The richest citizens only earning 2.0 more than the poorest!!!
Poorest 10%-51,876 pongs per person.
Average-75,742 pongs per person.
The richest 10% has per person 105,786 pongs.
Now the pie chart!
0.3% black market(Sadly, it's a lot)
40.2% government
45% private industry
And 14.5% state-owned industry-This little guy appeared after a random issue and has been growing ever since.
Now my government expenditure!
The government has 25.0 trillion pongs which is 40.2% of the GDP.
Now the pie chart!
Administration-3.3%
Defense-8.7%
Education-13.7%
Environment-8.4%
Healthcare-14.3%
Industry-10.4%
International aid-1.2%
Law and order-18.5%
Public transport-4.5%
Social policy-2.4%
Spirituality-5.7%
Welfare-9%
Now, I decided that since peoples death have a impact on the economy, I would put it in too! So let's go!
The are 820 million La xingans...
Now the pie chart!
Acts of god-17.8%
Old age-70.5%
Lost in wilderness-9.3%
Suicide while in police custody-1.6%
Osprey attack-0.8
Also, approve of all my dispatches please!
And that is it. Now go outside and explore cause there's a whole wide world just waiting for you!
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revolution||||||||||||la xingan rebels||||||||||||||||chosedas|||||||||||victory,la xinga becomes an nation
war of
2019|||||||||||||||||| La Xinga||||||||||||||Maxtopia|||||||||||||||||||||||||victory,exchange of money from maxtopia to la xinga and we get land!
the gruesome war|||||||La Xinga||||||||rebel gangsters:(the following:) victory!
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||berkin brothers||||||||gangs eradicated!
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||A.G.L. and A.E.P.O.|||||||||||||||||
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||the money knights
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||lands of the open minders
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||S.S.G. and O.S.G.and L.X.C.S.G.
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||lo pinos organization.
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||communist party
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||f*scist party
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||"workers to the future"party.
the Limberwisk war|||||| La Xinga||||||Limberwisk|victory,la xinga conquers limberwisk
the first chaos|||||||||| La Xinga||||||||||||||||||||olimenyu rioters|||||||||victory!revolt suppressed.
manglays offensive|||||||La Xinga|||||||the manglay family||||victory!
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||family wiped from face of
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||earth!
the let||||||||||||La Xinga||||||||||||||||||||||Seleyth|||||||||||||||||||white peace|||||||||||||||||
seleyth|||||||||New Jamisonia||and possibly others.|||||||||||||||||||||pre-war business
decide the name|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||and see wikipedias definition of the word.
war|||||||||||||||
N-day||||||||||UPPERCUTS||||||||||||||||||||||||||||every other faction||||||||||||||||||||||||||arms treaty
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||UPPERCUTS comes in last
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||place on nuke scoreboard(boo!).
The great coup|||La Xinga|||||||||||The idiotic coupers|||||Victory!COUP SMASHED!
The RMB war||||||The East Pacific|||||||The North Pacific||Stalemate: Caek and coffee served to both!
The 2nd Sinai war|||||La Xinga|||||||Seleyth||||||||||||||||||Victory-ish! Seleyth vanished somehow
War of 2020||||||||La Xinga|||||||||||||||||||||||||||Limberwisk|||Victory! La xinga reconquers Limberisk.
First Economic War|||||||||||La Xinga||||||||||||||||Armedking|||Victory! La Xinga and Kyundao get Populistan.
|||||||||||||||||||The united italian catholic states||State of populistan
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||Romextly||||||||||||||The cult of cthullu
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||Baddlands?
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||Kyundao
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||Nogodia?
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||Harmonic Empire
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The Rhodesian war||||La Xinga||||||Greater south africa and rhodesia|||Victory! GSAR destroyed.
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The eco-war|||||||||La Xinga|||||||||||Sunnytown|||||||||Victory! Government destroyed, center-left government usurpers authority.
The War-On-Terror|||||||La Xinga|||||Limberwisk||||Ongoing! Crackdown on radical Violetism, Mission in West Lillitupia.
War of the||||||||Coalition of Upstream nations||||||Bigtopia||||||||||||||||||||| Victory! Bigtopia surrenders, colonization of Galliennes.
Bankong River||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||Galliennes||||||||||||||||||
Brasilistan War|||||||||||||La Xinga|||||||||Brasilistan|||||||||||Victory! Coup in Brasilistan.
Second Economic War|||||||||||La Xinga|||||||Armedking||||||Ongoing! La xingan forces march into Populistan.
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||||||||||||||||||The greater imperial state of japan
HURRICANE JOHN:
On August 1st,warm waters were reported in the south osprey sea. On August 2nd,warm and moist air were reported,with a slight drizzle. Forecasts predicted a category 1 hurricane and told people not to worry. When it became a storm and later a hurricane, it already destroyed Meloco Island in the south osprey sea. Becoming a category 2 hurricane, it swept into the Renderearea Archipelago ,and well,you can probably already guess how that turned out to be. By August 6,the cracks began to show. The hurricane now made landfall as a category 3 hurricane in an unprepared land. The first deaths began to happen. Panic was widespread, and this hurricane had a unusual amount of lightning strikes. Throughout the hurricane, 13 people were killed by lightning (more than other factors put together). 22 people died: 13 from lightning and 9 from other factors. After striking land, it went back into the water as a tropical storm and soon a depression on August 11. There it disappeared from the face of the earth and went to [REDACTED BY CONCERNED PARENTS.]
🚨IT'S HURRICANE SEASON!🚨
Category 4 or 5 hurricane: EVACUATE!
Category 3, or 2, or 1: Stay inside, in case of flooding, GO UPSTAIRS, but stay safe, and if there is a notice before hand, put sandbags. If there is no flooding, you should still board up windows.
WARNINGS: Hurricane Sarah down.
These are dispatches which contain La Xingan policy, information, or anything related to the nation!
Note: This dispatch was an old dispatch from 2019 with exceptionally poor grammar. Though I fixed the grammar, I left the text largely intact.
Meanwhile, the families of the people who were killed were obviously not happy that the judge took their money. This happened in the Olimenyu District Court, so they protested in Olimenyu. They started protesting in Olimenyu Heights. The protests turned to riots, and the riots to a revolt. Worse, the marshal of the army retired. There was a fight now who would take over him. The protesters easily took over Olimenyu. they began to attack La Xinga City. Soldiers under the leadership of a sweet looking old man named Michael Zader sent soldiers from the capital Shalem (which, ironically, means peace in Hebrew.); the La Xingan peace keeping guardians swept into La Xinga City and took it before the soldiers even got there and pushed them back to the La Xinga-Olimenyu bridge. The judge who made all this trouble in the first placed was killed by La Xingan marines. The rioters were killed on the bridge as the bodies of the rebels who started the revolt fell into the lake below, and as a result, the first chaos came to a end.
Note: This dispatch was an old dispatch from 2019 with exceptionally poor grammar. Though I fixed the grammar, I left the text largely intact.