The New International Empire of Krusha is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Johnathan Ceaserus with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The democratic, devout population of 2.079 billion Krushans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Administration, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Spirituality are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krusha city. The average income tax rate is 58.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Krushan economy, worth 141 trillion Sarkuis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,104 Sarkuis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mechanics are often exhausted by their work, board shorts have replaced board rooms, all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense, and whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krusha's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Krusha is ranked 84,870^th in the world and 2,841^st in Balder for Most Primitive, scoring 22.43 on the Scary Big Number Scale.