The Duchy of Krovx Luxembourg is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Syndicalist Duke Wilhelm I Degrelle with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.513 billion Krovx Luxembourgians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of USAFA. The average income tax rate is 21.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Krovx Luxembourgian economy, worth 342 trillion Kovxes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 52,587 Kovxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, mechanics are often exhausted by their work, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krovx Luxembourg's national animal is the Emu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Krovx Luxembourg is ranked 147,007^th in the world and 6^th in The Socialist Syndicalist Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.27 law-abiding acts per hour.