The Europeian grandfather state of King HEM is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by HEM Tiberius with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 27.55 billion Europeians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Legionaires. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 3,476 trillion euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 126,189 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, and good looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. King HEM's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

King HEM is ranked 78,461^st in the world and 430^th in Europeia for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,591.51 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.