The Europeian grandfather state of King HEM is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by HEM Tiberius with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 29.596 billion Europeians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Legionaires. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 3,750 trillion euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,717 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. King HEM's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

King HEM is ranked 157,890^th in the world and 577^th in Europeia for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -3.24 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.