The Republic of Kielus is a large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 128 million Kielans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 16.7%.

The thriving Kielusian economy, worth 10.8 trillion Oyras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 84,089 Oyras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, the latest Orange tablet's new peeling surface keeps the device always fresh, and mourners at funerals are ticketed for trespassing. Crime is almost non-existent. Kielus's national animal is the elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kielus is ranked 8,583^rd in the world and 5^th in Eladria for Fattest Citizens, with 18.88 Obesity Rate.