The Two Kingdom Union of The Republic of Sloviskia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sir President Illina Tarra with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, devout population of 8.987 billion Sloviskians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enderson City. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sloviskian economy, worth 945 trillion Skuns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 105,181 Skuns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Relationships often break down when doctors tell couples they are genetically incompatible, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes, and people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Republic of Sloviskia's national animal is the Hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Republic of Sloviskia is ranked 19,978^th in the world and 810^th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 280.27 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.