The Hetmanate of Kasakia is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Hetman Vasiliy Sirko with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.446 billion Kasakians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kasev. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.0%.

The very strong Kasakian economy, worth 505 trillion hryvnias a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 67,937 hryvnias, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across Kasakia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kasakia's national animal is the stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kasakia is ranked 59,321^st in the world and 12^th in Western Atlantic for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,394.05 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.