The Dictatorship of Javrad is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.242 billion Javradians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Javrad City. The average income tax rate is 64.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Javradian economy, worth a remarkable 3,129 trillion Coins a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 278,376 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Economists claim no news is good news, there is a dearth of space for new houses, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, and people experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Javrad's national animal is the fish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Javrad is ranked 293,470^th in the world and 7,233^rd in the Rejected Realms for Nicest Citizens, with 0.1 average smiles per day.