The Commonwealth of Infferon is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 6.566 billion Infferonians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 57.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Infferonian economy, worth 198 trillion curds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,174 curds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Infferon remains pure, and the government violently suppresses separatist movements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Infferon's national animal is the Leopard.

Infferon is ranked 22,044^th in the world and 1,258^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 112.74 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.