The Incorporated States of Icewolfz is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, humorless population of 44.172 billion Icewolfzians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Icewolfz City. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Icewolfzian economy, worth a remarkable 9,133 trillion ices a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 206,770 ices, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, saying "don't do anything that Leader wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, and handling people's data is proving an immersive experience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Icewolfz's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Icewolfz is ranked 130,170^th in the world and 2,887^th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 5.75 kickbacks per hour.