The Empire of Holy Jaleaca is a massive, safe nation, notable for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.716 billion Holy Jaleacans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaleaca. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Holy Jaleacan economy, worth 324 trillion pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,897 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, the government has become increasingly militant, and the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Jaleaca's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Holy Jaleaca is ranked 247,606^th in the world and 9,329^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 17,500.02 Standard Monetary Units.