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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 385th Most Primitive: 1,492nd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,907th
The Holy Yellow Allied States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
For the President, the Parliament, and the People!
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Hoffania

Population3.974 billion

CapitalKapitol
LeaderKaiser President Alexander von Robinuss
FaithBoat Mormonism

CurrencySilver Dollar
AnimalEagle

The Holy Yellow Allied States of Hoffania is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Kaiser President Alexander von Robinuss with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 3.974 billion Hoffanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kapitol. The average income tax rate is 90.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Hoffanian economy, worth 380 trillion Silver Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,806 Silver Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Kaiser President Alexander von Robinuss has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, people have become comfortably numb, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, and apprentice builders get teased for wearing hard hats. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hoffania's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Boat Mormonism.

Hoffania is ranked 7,112th in the world and 141st in the Rejected Realms for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,145.64 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 385thMost Primitive: 1,492ndTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,907thBest Weather: 3,026thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,432ndNicest Citizens: 3,641stMost Inclusive: 4,003rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,189thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,781stHealthiest Citizens: 5,041stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,138thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,227thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,367thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,533rdMost Pacifist: 5,594thMost Cultured: 6,021stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,076thMost Influential: 6,235thMost Developed: 6,783rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,112thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,367thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,418thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,725thTop
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Largest Governments: 12,747thSmartest Citizens: 13,508thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,911thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,259th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 58th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 83rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 86th in the regionBest Weather: 86th in the regionNicest Citizens: 92nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 99th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 99th in the regionMost Influential: 110th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 112th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 120th in the regionMost Pacifist: 127th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 128th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 134th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 139th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 141st in the regionMost Cultured: 146th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 147th in the regionMost Developed: 159th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 162nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 164th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 192nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 198th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 327th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 328th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 332nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 352nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 439th in the regionSafest: 480th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 500th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 538th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 559th in the region

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