The Republic of Here We Stand 03 is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 723 million Here We Stand 03ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The strong Here We Stand 03ian economy, worth 31.1 trillion dentaliums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is 42,986 dentaliums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 277,054 per year while the poor average 2,694, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Here We Stand 03's national animal is the black cat.

Here We Stand 03 is ranked 226,728^th in the world and 8,926^th in Lazarus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.06 kickbacks per hour.