Population | 8.831 billion |
Capital | Dissapointment |
Leader | Bootleg Satan |
Faith | Satanism |
Currency | Gold |
Animal | Bat |
The Hellish landscape of HELLLLL is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Bootleg Satan with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, rampant corporate plagiarism, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.831 billion HELLLLLians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare and Industry are also considered important, while Education and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dissapointment. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.4%.
The frighteningly efficient HELLLLLian economy, worth a remarkable 1,017 trillion Golds a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 115,177 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.
Jury duty means front row seats to a spectacular show, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity, and complaining about Christmas music in October is a ho-ho-horrendous crime. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. HELLLLL's national animal is the Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.
HELLLLL is ranked 293,507th in the world and 1,501st in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.6 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : HELLLLL endorsed The Republic of Vurk.
- : HELLLLL endorsed The Federal Republic of Western Balkania.
- : HELLLLL was endorsed by The Republic of Vurk.
- : HELLLLL was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Western Balkania.
- : HELLLLL endorsed The Pink Holy of Kalebo.
- : HELLLLL endorsed The Federal Republic of The Western Balkan Federation.
- : HELLLLL endorsed The Gardens of Eden-burgh of CSB SA Union.
- : HELLLLL endorsed The Rogue Nation of Faack.
- : HELLLLL endorsed The Kingdom of New Vardarland.
- : HELLLLL endorsed The Democratic Republic of Narmocrana.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 181 » Ausvelt, Imperium Anglorum, Aroale, Rary, Europe a Nation, Girvage, South St Maarten, Pilipinas and Malaya, Umeria, Kardjali, Jahass, Northern German Federation, Botizia, Maritzal, Ost-Scandinavia, Yahlia, Maanenland, Macedonian Yugoslavia, Chronus, Malchalar, Ostermarch, St Scarlett, Nardin, The New Nordic Union, Avalisk, Thracia Republic, Mynox, Kebabian States, Newex Nov Can, New Eestiball, Leiningerland, Galway-Dublin, Alpine Lands, The Champions League, Super Happy Land, Lieges, Scytharum, The Templar Papal New State, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Estonesia, United Communes of Chile, Ollenda, Dunsteen, Wombelland, Warzakie, Wiener-Neustadt, Elisabethshagen, Regnum Italiae, Ostroban, Weltbeherrschung, and 131 others.Dauershire, Belmoren, Sicheslav, Armbruster, Superior Saxonia, Scutarie, The Reunited Yugoslavs, Karnea, Thracia and Crimea, Southern Whateverlandia, Quentenia, Someseni, Puerto Thelosia, Invernessia, Estellan, Salarnsia, Arsenial, Popaholick, The Scandinavian Realm, Mojo republic, Younizia, Gorzi, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Gliesetonia, Brakanistan, Leszno, Trixeland, Irminsulia, Great Hanover, Walfo, Ferranghia, Dark Matter, Nigeriao Kingdom, Amicities, An Clar, Bareu, The-British-Isles, Jim the Baptist, Balcem, Leranditale, Nea Europa, Dipretorian, Ivernia, Bechgyn Benywaidd, Durlia, Mombourg, Ithania, Ottterland, Burvenchkaht, Meropis, UGBK, Etnon, Zulrich, North of Americas, Kkorea, Slavatania, Dizgovzy, Ikarus, Northern Socialist States, Alsted, Land of Bobtopia, Raghallaigh, Leistrona, Nova Prussia, Great Clucky, Iceagea, Soveiniesberg, Guahih, Stumphosse Res, Seristria, Lorissa, East Ase Palmars, AnnaK, Castlenburg, Zaznia, Agatep, Icoland, Bastile, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Neurks Boodal, Saarenmaa, The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids, Outer Sparta, Nuweland, Stromia, Nordivia, Foudina, Liberepublia, Kanokla, Calicov, Elestansa, Ortigia, Salwonia, Makykay, Iquerian, Skalliad, Orsik, Basque Dominion, Greater Bahland, Astaraion, Robbonia, Istastioner, The AbelLandia, Saint Asperes, Drembler, Hunarskotlo, New Rocland, Borstein, Cot Deviet, Belvanya, Reiserland, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, The Oriental Empire, Ultaverstin, Ur Argentinian Grandpa, Agartia, Woodlands, Montecrux, Cambany, Kronverg, Agausia, Lagene, Apocalypse Borg, Parharia, Narmocrana, New Vardarland, Faack, CSB SA Union, Kalebo, Western Balkania, and Vurk.