The Holy Empire of Hell Of Mirrors is a mid-sized, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 62 million Hell Of Mirrorsians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The very strong Hell Of Mirrorsian economy, worth 4.39 trillion Yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 70,848 Yen, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 344,398 per year while the poor average 8,415, a ratio of 40.9 to 1.

Elementary school children develop thousand-yard stares, demolition derbies mostly consist of bicycles crashing into each other, declaring that "some kids are just born evil" is not endearing Leader to progressive thinkers, and the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Hell Of Mirrors's national animal is the Number 3, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hell Of Mirrors is ranked 292,897^th in the world and 240^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Lowest Crime Rates, with 46.83 law-abiding acts per hour.