Population | 10.751 billion |
Capital | Hapilopper City |
Leader | William Mathis |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | long-tailed thrasher |
The Dominion of Hapilopper is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by William Mathis with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.751 billion Hapiloppians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hapilopper City. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Hapiloppian economy, worth a remarkable 2,279 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 211,982 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, Hapiloppians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, and jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration. Crime is totally unknown. Hapilopper's national animal is the long-tailed thrasher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Hapilopper is ranked 8,458th in the world and 5th in Esportiva for Lowest Crime Rates, with 104.53 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.
- : Hapilopper was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
- : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
- : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, Hapiloppians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns.
- : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed.
- : Hapilopper lodged a message on the Esportiva Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
- : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist.
- : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
- : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » South Newlandia.