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The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 47.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Guinea Pig Horde XXXVian economy, worth 426 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,218 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

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Guinea Pig Horde XXXV is ranked 100,972^nd in the world and 4,237^th in Lazarus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,531.63 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.