The Kingdom of Gregor Monarchy is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Silvester I with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.275 billion Gregor Monarchyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sankt Gregorburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Gregor Monarchyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,152 trillion crowns a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 112,184 crowns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 744,559 per year while the poor average 6,474, a ratio of 115 to 1.

Slavers are real nutters, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, and families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gregor Monarchy's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Gregor Monarchy is ranked 11,649^th in the world and 17^th in Catholic for Most Primitive, scoring 91.6 on the Scary Big Number Scale.