The Holy Empire of Garaile Dolphus is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.982 billion Garaile Dolphusians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 26.4%.

The strong Garaile Dolphusian economy, worth 451 trillion incognitians a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 45,244 incognitians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. Garaile Dolphus's national animal is the hound.

Garaile Dolphus is ranked 232,312^th in the world and 9,851^st in Balder for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 710.05 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.