The Constitutional Republic of Gallaeci is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.026 billion Gallaecians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gallaecica. The average income tax rate is 28.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Gallaecian economy, worth 178 trillion Gallaecins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,231 Gallaecins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Leader, and nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more. Crime is totally unknown. Gallaeci's national animal is the Whale.

Gallaeci is ranked 24,468^th in the world and 1,213^th in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 83 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.