The Sultanate of Fzjxxz is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.31 billion Fzjxxzians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 60.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fzjxxzian economy, worth 255 trillion xzjfs a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,461 xzjfs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

A third of Fzjxxzians are e-certified CEOs, human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise", it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt, and politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fzjxxz's national animal is the xzjf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fzjxxz is ranked 264,719^th in the world and 4,949^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 41.35 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.