The Republic of Fubaria is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joanna DeKelley with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.807 billion Fubarians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cleveland. The average income tax rate is 40.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fubarian economy, worth 608 trillion j'trels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 104,748 j'trels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, and discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Fubaria's national animal is the taggri, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Unitarian Universalism.

Fubaria is ranked 82,265^th in the world and 4,444^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.21 law-abiding acts per hour.