The Kingdom of Jokke is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.401 billion Jokkeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jokkean economy, worth 615 trillion Francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 180,984 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, and dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jokke's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jokke is ranked 6,806^th in the world and 329^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 57.82 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.