The Kingdom of Amoamogus is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King of Amoamogus with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, compulsory military service, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.773 billion Amoamogusians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Amoamogus. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Amoamogusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,216 trillion Amoamogusian Dolars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 254,858 Amoamogusian Dolars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Sanitary products are sold in brown paper at hairdressers' salons, fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget, the mentally ill are given high powered automatic weapons for "catharsis therapy", and owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amoamogus's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Amoamogus is ranked 91,400^th in the world and 2,027^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,806.6 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.