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Most Authoritarian: 16,794thMost Conservative: 22,219th
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Fastest Man Alive

Population8.174 billion


The Speed Demon of Fastest Man Alive is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.174 billion Zooms are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Healthcare, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 24.1%.

The Fastest Man Alivean economy, worth 471 trillion Tears a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,720 Tears, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, a major religion has been named as Fastest Man Alive's national religion, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Fastest Man Alive in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fastest Man Alive's national animal is the Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fastest Man Alive is ranked 100,943rd in the world and 1,819th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 1,815.98 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Authoritarian: 16,794thMost Conservative: 22,219th
Highest Economic Output: 117th in the regionMost Cultured: 210th in the regionMost Secular: 215th in the regionLargest Populations: 222nd in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 422nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 428th in the regionMost Influential: 484th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 493rd in the region

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