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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 389th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 598th Most Armed: 785th
The 20 Billion S O B's of
Capitalizt
Moonbat Free Since '63
Influence
Sprat
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Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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FASTERCAT

Population20.44 billion

CapitalNazareth
LeaderCharlton Heston
FaithTedNugentism

CurrencyDuckie
Animaldouble breasted mattress thrasher

The 20 Billion S O B's of FASTERCAT is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Charlton Heston with an even hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, frequent executions, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 20.44 billion Ethnic Felines enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nazareth. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient FASTERCATian economy, worth a remarkable 4,263 trillion Duckies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 208,577 Duckies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,038,746 per year while the poor average 23,636, a ratio of 43.9 to 1.

Diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement, the government-sponsored autobiography 'A Charlton Heston For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of Charlton Heston's supporters, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. FASTERCAT's national animal is the double breasted mattress thrasher, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is TedNugentism.

FASTERCAT is ranked 928th in the world and 13th in Capitalist Paradise for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 91.59 Workforce Participation Rate.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 389thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 598thMost Armed: 785thHighest Crime Rates: 785thMost Cheerful Citizens: 876thLargest Mining Sector: 913thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 928thLargest Publishing Industry: 936thMost Avoided: 942ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 989thMost Efficient Economies: 1,061stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,192ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,288thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,375thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,475thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,591stTop
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Highest Economic Output: 1,783rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,804thMost Devout: 1,947thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,118thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,131stLargest Retail Industry: 2,860thLargest Populations: 4,510thNudest: 4,615thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,648thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,677thHighest Average Incomes: 4,868thMost Cultured: 5,230thRudest Citizens: 5,324thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,554thFattest Citizens: 6,767thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,172ndMost Pro-Market: 8,444thSmartest Citizens: 9,219thLargest Black Market: 12,640thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,091st
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionNudest: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 17th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionMost Armed: 18th in the regionMost Avoided: 22nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Populations: 24th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionMost Cultured: 25th in the region

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