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Most Influential: 47th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 557th Largest Gambling Industry: 566th
The Clampdown of
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The Clampdown of Kaputer is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joe Strummer with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 16.035 billion Kaputerians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kaputerian economy, worth a remarkable 4,581 trillion Springsteens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 285,729 Springsteens, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Kaputerian language, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kaputer's national animal is the Pug, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Shouldn't have answered that issue.

Kaputer is ranked 177,259th in the world and 224th in Capitalist Paradise for Longest Average Lifespans, with 26.82 Years.

Most Influential: 47thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 557thLargest Gambling Industry: 566thRudest Citizens: 567thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 663rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 679thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 744thMost Armed: 911thFattest Citizens: 1,062ndMost Stationary: 1,159thHighest Economic Output: 1,165thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,215thHighest Average Incomes: 1,370thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,698thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,736thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,990thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,163rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,243rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,244thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,275thHighest Crime Rates: 2,558thMost Avoided: 2,698thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,936thLargest Mining Sector: 2,963rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,163rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,459thMost Cultured: 4,363rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,839thLargest Populations: 5,784thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,362ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,471stSmartest Citizens: 7,387thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,871stLargest Black Market: 7,915thNudest: 8,212thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,034thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,377thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,424thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,203rdMost Efficient Economies: 11,175thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,906thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,214thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,545th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 17th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionNudest: 23rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Armed: 24th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the region

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