Most Influential: 45th Rudest Citizens: 419th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 597th
The Clampdown of
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Joe Strummer
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The Clampdown of Kaputer is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Joe Strummer with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.452 billion Kaputerians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kaputerian economy, worth a remarkable 4,411 trillion Springsteens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 285,465 Springsteens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 821,993 per year while the poor average 78,743, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kaputer's national animal is the Pug, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Shouldn't have answered that issue.

Kaputer is ranked 162,734th in the world and 276th in Capitalist Paradise for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -35.36 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Influential: 45thRudest Citizens: 419thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 597thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 707thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 743rdLargest Gambling Industry: 803rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 999thMost Armed: 1,031stHighest Economic Output: 1,200thMost Stationary: 1,322ndFattest Citizens: 1,362ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,510thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,515thHighest Average Incomes: 1,528thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,916thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,116thLargest Retail Industry: 2,197thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,218thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,308thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,374thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,898thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,909thHighest Crime Rates: 3,087thMost Avoided: 3,356thLargest Mining Sector: 3,402ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,673rdMost Cultured: 4,544thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,674thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,949thLargest Populations: 6,069thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,700thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,743rdSmartest Citizens: 7,401stTop
Nudest: 8,229thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,442ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,122ndMost Efficient Economies: 10,397thLargest Black Market: 10,455thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,472ndMost Pro-Market: 12,134thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,407thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,781stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,623rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,852nd
Most Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 16th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 24th in the regionNudest: 24th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 27th in the regionMost Armed: 27th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 27th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 30th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kaputer voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Antalia".
  • : Kaputer voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The Arab League".
  • : Kaputer voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Nuclear Arms Possession Act"".
  • : Kaputer lodged a message on the Capitalist Paradise Regional Message Board.
  • : Kaputer lodged a message on the Capitalist Paradise Regional Message Board.
  • : Kaputer voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protection of Nuclear Armaments".
  • : Kaputer lodged a message on the Capitalist Paradise Regional Message Board.
  • : Kaputer voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Securing Nuclear Materials from dastardly Menaces"".
  • : Kaputer voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Right of Emigration"".
  • : Kaputer lodged a message on the Capitalist Paradise Regional Message Board.


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