by Max Barry

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Most Rebellious Youth: 266th Most Compassionate Citizens: 321st Largest Publishing Industry: 333rd
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The Olive Green of Eist is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by E Dogg with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.663 billion Eisterians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Under the Couch. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eisterian economy, worth a remarkable 2,332 trillion livers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 159,102 livers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

E Dogg panders to nontraditional families, all industry is owned and run by the government, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and Max Barry is this year's Miss Eist. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Eist's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eist is ranked 45,987th in the world and 109th in Renegade Islands Alliance for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 183,833.41 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Rebellious Youth: 266thMost Compassionate Citizens: 321stLargest Publishing Industry: 333rdNicest Citizens: 340thMost Cultured: 385thMost Developed: 486thLeast Corrupt Governments: 522ndMost Pacifist: 574thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 590thMost Cheerful Citizens: 672ndLongest Average Lifespans: 796thHealthiest Citizens: 861stMost Beautiful Environments: 991stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,223rdSmartest Citizens: 1,376thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,377thTop
Best Weather: 1,756thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,340thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,771stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,777thMost Influential: 2,869thHighest Economic Output: 3,399thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,608thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,214thLargest Governments: 5,332ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,105thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,249thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,674thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,747thLargest Populations: 6,864thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,091stNudest: 8,020thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 9,233rdMost Subsidized Industry: 10,663rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,804thMost Stationary: 12,827thMost Efficient Economies: 14,502ndMost Inclusive: 15,699thMost Income Equality: 16,323rd
Most Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16th in the regionNudest: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 28th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 35th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 36th in the regionMost Income Equality: 36th in the region

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