Population | 29.633 billion |
Capital | Under the Couch |
Leader | E Dogg |
Currency | liver |
Animal | goat |
The Olive Green of Eist is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by E Dogg with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.633 billion Eisterians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Under the Couch. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Eisterian economy, worth a remarkable 4,804 trillion livers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 162,124 livers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
E Dogg panders to nontraditional families, all industry is owned and run by the government, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and Max Barry is this year's Miss Eist. Crime is totally unknown. Eist's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Eist is ranked 887th in the world and 20th in 10000 Islands for Most Cultured, scoring 389 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eist was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Eist was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Eist was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Eist was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Eist was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Eist was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Eist resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Eist was endorsed by The Southern Ring Republic of Macrasetia.
- : Eist was endorsed by The Interstellar Cabal of Astrobolt.
- : Eist was endorsed by The Actual Person of Porflox.