Most Rebellious Youth: 270th Most Compassionate Citizens: 284th Nicest Citizens: 308th
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The Olive Green of Eist is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by E Dogg with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.243 billion Eisterians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Under the Couch. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eisterian economy, worth a remarkable 2,265 trillion livers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 159,078 livers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

E Dogg panders to nontraditional families, all industry is owned and run by the government, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and Max Barry is this year's Miss Eist. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Eist's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eist is ranked 14,209th in the world and 14th in Renegade Islands Alliance for Most Stationary, with 676.70790024 Days.

Most Rebellious Youth: 270thMost Compassionate Citizens: 284thNicest Citizens: 308thLargest Publishing Industry: 326thMost Cultured: 356thMost Developed: 419thLeast Corrupt Governments: 496thMost Pacifist: 549thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 557thMost Cheerful Citizens: 658thLongest Average Lifespans: 736thHealthiest Citizens: 812thMost Beautiful Environments: 908thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,126thSmartest Citizens: 1,282ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,347thTop
Best Weather: 1,631stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,396thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,509thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,719thMost Influential: 3,179thHighest Economic Output: 3,354thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,452ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,978thLargest Governments: 5,379thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,880thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,325thLargest Populations: 6,933rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,035thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,349thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,416thNudest: 7,652ndTop
Highest Average Incomes: 8,867thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,821stMost Subsidized Industry: 10,944thMost Income Equality: 14,006thMost Stationary: 14,209thMost Efficient Economies: 14,422ndMost Inclusive: 15,114th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 14th in the regionNudest: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionMost Income Equality: 32nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 34th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 35th in the region

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