by Max Barry

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Most Rebellious Youth: 265thLargest Publishing Industry: 444thLeast Corrupt Governments: 550th
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Population23.018 billion

CapitalUnder the Couch
LeaderE Dogg


The Olive Green of Eist is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by E Dogg with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.018 billion Eisterians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Under the Couch. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Eisterian economy, worth a remarkable 3,688 trillion livers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 160,222 livers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

E Dogg panders to nontraditional families, all industry is owned and run by the government, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and Max Barry is this year's Miss Eist. Crime is almost non-existent. Eist's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eist is ranked 550th in the world and 15th in 10000 Islands for Least Corrupt Governments, with 98.09 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Rebellious Youth: 265thLargest Publishing Industry: 444thLeast Corrupt Governments: 550thMost Pacifist: 583rdMost Cultured: 599thNicest Citizens: 698thMost Cheerful Citizens: 717thMost Compassionate Citizens: 775thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 802ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,153rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,173rdMost Developed: 1,310thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,531stBest Weather: 1,594thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,629thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,689thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,776thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,979thSmartest Citizens: 2,143rdMost Influential: 2,261stTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 3,058thHighest Economic Output: 3,367thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,382ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,405thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,271stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,533rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,718thLargest Populations: 5,121stLargest Governments: 5,154thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,909thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,843rdNudest: 10,522ndHighest Average Incomes: 12,022ndTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 13,002ndMost Inclusive: 15,771stSafest: 17,716thMost Efficient Economies: 18,047thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,612th
Most Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 12th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 15th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 24th in the regionMost Developed: 26th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 26th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 31st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 32nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 34th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 35th in the regionBest Weather: 36th in the regionLargest Populations: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 42nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 45th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 57th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 57th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 63rd in the regionNudest: 69th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 74th in the regionLargest Governments: 74th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 75th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 94th in the region

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