The Olive Green of Eist is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by E Dogg with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.243 billion Eisterians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Under the Couch. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Eisterian economy, worth a remarkable 2,265 trillion livers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 159,078 livers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
E Dogg panders to nontraditional families, all industry is owned and run by the government, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and Max Barry is this year's Miss Eist. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Eist's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eist voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Anarchestan".
- : Eist endorsed The Natural Empire of The Kerguelen Archipelago.
- : Eist was endorsed by The Natural Empire of The Kerguelen Archipelago.
- : Eist was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Eist was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest and Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 10% for Most Stationary.
- : Eist endorsed The Republic of Golden Hawk Isles.
- : Eist endorsed The Free Land of Anarcha.
- : Eist was endorsed by The Free Land of Anarcha.
- : Eist was endorsed by The Republic of Golden Hawk Isles.
- : Eist was endorsed by The 1991 of Scepez.
Endorsements Received: 18 » Evolution Land, Tierra de Madre, Bentria, Stenico, Vombaria, Teinaravia, Avernimia, Sudclers, Orgensosen, Darenne, AusBraunschweig, Yavimaya, Icthaleon, John J Seaton, Scepez, Golden Hawk Isles, Anarcha, and The Kerguelen Archipelago.