The Olive Green of Eist is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by E Dogg with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.075 billion Eisterians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Under the Couch. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Eisterian economy, worth a remarkable 2,549 trillion livers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 158,592 livers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
E Dogg panders to nontraditional families, all industry is owned and run by the government, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and Max Barry is this year's Miss Eist. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Eist's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eist endorsed The Federal Republic of Great Comet.
- : Eist was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Great Comet.
- : Eist voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Freedom to Seek Medical Care"".
- : Eist was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Eist voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Wetland Protection Protocol".
- : Eist voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Marriage Blocker".
- : Eist was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Zombified.
- : Eist was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Dominion of The Bleeding Phoenix, infecting 1 million survivors.
- : Eist was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies, Most Dead, and Most Zombified.
- : Eist was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Concilia Capitalist Empire of Niios, infecting 574 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!