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Most Rebellious Youth: 309thLargest Publishing Industry: 525thMost Cultured: 887th
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Eist

Population29.633 billion

CapitalUnder the Couch
LeaderE Dogg

Currencyliver
Animalgoat

The Olive Green of Eist is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by E Dogg with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.633 billion Eisterians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Under the Couch. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Eisterian economy, worth a remarkable 4,804 trillion livers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 162,124 livers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

E Dogg panders to nontraditional families, all industry is owned and run by the government, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and Max Barry is this year's Miss Eist. Crime is totally unknown. Eist's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eist is ranked 887th in the world and 20th in 10000 Islands for Most Cultured, scoring 389 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 309thLargest Publishing Industry: 525thMost Cultured: 887thLeast Corrupt Governments: 909thMost Pacifist: 932ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,022ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,129thMost Influential: 1,149thNicest Citizens: 1,175thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,286thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,503rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,632ndMost Developed: 1,811thBest Weather: 2,043rdLargest Welfare Programs: 2,075thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,156thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,160thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,251stHighest Food Quality: 2,254thSmartest Citizens: 2,758thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,019thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,057thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,517thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,526thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,802ndLargest Populations: 4,602ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,810thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,264thLargest Governments: 6,080thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,939thSafest: 11,233rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,533rdNudest: 16,944thMost Inclusive: 17,280thHighest Average Incomes: 18,013thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,291stMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,378thMost Efficient Economies: 30,611th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionMost Pacifist: 16th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 20th in the regionNicest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 26th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 29th in the regionLargest Populations: 31st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 34th in the regionBest Weather: 38th in the regionMost Developed: 39th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 39th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 41st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 43rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 44th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 50th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 51st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 58th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 59th in the regionNudest: 60th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 66th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 85th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eist was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Eist was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Eist was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Eist was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Eist was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Eist was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Eist resigned from the World Assembly.
  • : Eist was endorsed by The Southern Ring Republic of Macrasetia.
  • : Eist was endorsed by The Interstellar Cabal of Astrobolt.
  • : Eist was endorsed by The Actual Person of Porflox.

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