by Max Barry

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Most Rebellious Youth: 268th Most Compassionate Citizens: 373rd Largest Publishing Industry: 378th
The Olive Green of
Left-wing Utopia
Something inspiring and probably in Latin
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The Olive Green of Eist is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by E Dogg with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.075 billion Eisterians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Under the Couch. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Eisterian economy, worth a remarkable 2,549 trillion livers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 158,592 livers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

E Dogg panders to nontraditional families, all industry is owned and run by the government, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and Max Barry is this year's Miss Eist. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Eist's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eist is ranked 178,546th in the world and 164th in Renegade Islands Alliance for Most Avoided, scoring 0.27 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Rebellious Youth: 268thMost Compassionate Citizens: 373rdLargest Publishing Industry: 378thNicest Citizens: 391stMost Cultured: 436thLeast Corrupt Governments: 573rdMost Pacifist: 599thMost Developed: 673rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 707thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 712thLongest Average Lifespans: 966thHealthiest Citizens: 973rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,060thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,322ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,446thSmartest Citizens: 1,690thBest Weather: 1,780thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,189thMost Influential: 2,580thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,650thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,293rdHighest Economic Output: 3,304thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,772ndLargest Governments: 5,159thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,408thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,448thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,454thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,676thLargest Populations: 6,036thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,408thNudest: 7,463rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,809thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 10,041stMost Stationary: 10,599thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,773rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,365thMost Inclusive: 15,394thMost Efficient Economies: 16,028th
Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost Income Equality: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eist endorsed The Federal Republic of Great Comet.
  • : Eist was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Great Comet.
  • : Eist voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Freedom to Seek Medical Care"".
  • : Eist was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Eist voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Wetland Protection Protocol".
  • : Eist voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Marriage Blocker".
  • : Eist was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Zombified.
  • : Eist was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Dominion of The Bleeding Phoenix, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : Eist was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies, Most Dead, and Most Zombified.
  • : Eist was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Concilia Capitalist Empire of Niios, infecting 574 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!


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