by Max Barry

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Most Rebellious Youth: 263rd Largest Publishing Industry: 327th Most Compassionate Citizens: 330th
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The Olive Green of Eist is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by E Dogg with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.829 billion Eisterians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Under the Couch. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eisterian economy, worth a remarkable 2,360 trillion livers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 159,174 livers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

E Dogg panders to nontraditional families, all industry is owned and run by the government, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and Max Barry is this year's Miss Eist. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Eist's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eist is ranked 55,886th in the world and 85th in Renegade Islands Alliance for Largest Black Market, with 716 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Rebellious Youth: 263rdLargest Publishing Industry: 327thMost Compassionate Citizens: 330thNicest Citizens: 349thMost Cultured: 395thMost Developed: 520thLeast Corrupt Governments: 525thMost Pacifist: 575thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 608thMost Cheerful Citizens: 677thLongest Average Lifespans: 824thHealthiest Citizens: 878thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,003rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,236thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,380thSmartest Citizens: 1,415thTop
Best Weather: 1,829thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,291stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,776thMost Influential: 2,812thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,864thHighest Economic Output: 3,354thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,704thLargest Governments: 5,275thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,365thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,032ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,511thLargest Populations: 6,624thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,690thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,691stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,226thNudest: 8,199thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 9,427thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,749thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,121stMost Stationary: 12,520thMost Efficient Economies: 14,838thMost Inclusive: 15,990thMost Income Equality: 17,417th
Most Cultured: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionNudest: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 19th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 29th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 34th in the regionMost Income Equality: 34th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 37th in the region

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