by Max Barry

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Most Rebellious Youth: 265th Most Compassionate Citizens: 341st Largest Publishing Industry: 350th
The Olive Green of
Left-wing Utopia
Something inspiring and probably in Latin
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Olive Green of Eist is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by E Dogg with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.196 billion Eisterians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Under the Couch. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eisterian economy, worth a remarkable 2,419 trillion livers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 159,199 livers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

E Dogg panders to nontraditional families, all industry is owned and run by the government, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and Max Barry is this year's Miss Eist. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Eist's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eist is ranked 143,385th in the world and 172nd in Renegade Islands Alliance for Most Primitive, scoring -200.28 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 265thMost Compassionate Citizens: 341stLargest Publishing Industry: 350thNicest Citizens: 359thMost Cultured: 405thLeast Corrupt Governments: 555thMost Developed: 559thMost Pacifist: 581stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 647thMost Cheerful Citizens: 696thLongest Average Lifespans: 862ndHealthiest Citizens: 897thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,033rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,280thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,424thSmartest Citizens: 1,493rdTop
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Best Weather: 1,856thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,196thMost Influential: 2,707thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,769thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,972ndHighest Economic Output: 3,317thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,701stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,325thLargest Governments: 5,170thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,768thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,053rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,059thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,312thLargest Populations: 6,405thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,848thNudest: 7,406thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 9,538thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,346thMost Stationary: 11,825thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,127thMost Efficient Economies: 14,787thMost Inclusive: 15,523rd
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Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionNudest: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 12th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 17th in the regionMost Income Equality: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the region

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