Population | 477 million |
Capital | The Grand Port of Prelog |
Currency | medjimurian kuna |
Animal | potato of Belica |
The Most Serene Republic of Medjimurje is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its closed borders, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 477 million Medjimurians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Grand Port of Prelog. The average income tax rate is 33.9%.
The all-consuming Medjimurjean economy, worth 48.3 trillion medjimurian kunas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,220 medjimurian kunas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, nations that kill a Medjimurians can expect a strongly worded letter, politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe", and dentists routinely perform open heart surgery. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Medjimurje's national animal is the potato of Belica, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Medjimurje is ranked 204,723rd in the world and 3,920th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Medjimurje, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery.
- : Following new legislation in Medjimurje, politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe".
- : Following new legislation in Medjimurje, nations that kill a Medjimurians can expect a strongly worded letter.
- : Following new legislation in Medjimurje, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries.
- : Following new legislation in Medjimurje, sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street.
- : Following new legislation in Medjimurje, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them.
- : Following new legislation in Medjimurje, grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths.
- : Following new legislation in Medjimurje, nearsighted shoppers looking for probiotics end up purchasing a lot of prophylactics.
- : Following new legislation in Medjimurje, slaves who produce weapons are given free samples.
- : Medjimurje was endorsed by The Allied States of The Lombard League.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 48 » Ebonhand, Drystar, Great Scapula, Slavic Prussia, Asarana, Tepertopia, Greater Fennovia, Blipp, Curlyhoward, Land Without Shrimp, Genoxelande, Differences-In-Differences, Amerikanisches Imperium, ANuadh, Volaworand, HawkoFon, Eleuthelrium, Bawkie, Arscanesia, Nowa Europa, Eastern Juble Lux, Goldnation, America Gone Wrong, Sporaltryus, Amerion, Aidenfieeld, Belschaft, Lans Isles, Wehraboos, Anarco Argentina, Lilli Lands, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Lothian, SharttingToepia, Hacrela, Meglomania, Chernaya Zvezda, Farelonia, 7 Trees, Springwalla, Corthsri, Janoi Donacen, Ever Testing, Legion Of The Moon, BEEstreetz, Albend, Farengeto, and The Lombard League.