The Republic of Dragonsguard XXXIII is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ban on automobiles, and digital currency. The hard-nosed population of 584 million Dragonsguard XXXIIIians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.9%.

The Dragonsguard XXXIIIian economy, worth 25.6 trillion golds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,777 golds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 140,971 per year while the poor average 10,290, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

Printing ink yields a major religion's biggest return on investment, metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, and orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dragonsguard XXXIII's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Dragonsguard XXXIII is ranked 211,593^rd in the world and 3,854^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.