The Smoking Muzzle of Dohnnra is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 44.387 billion Dohnnrans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Industry and Welfare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The all-consuming Dohnnran economy, worth a remarkable 3,582 trillion almighty dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 80,712 almighty dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 456,821 per year while the poor average 6,987, a ratio of 65.4 to 1.

billions of almighty dollars are being blown on orbital weapons development, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and gun ownership is compulsory. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dohnnra's national animal is the sharp shooter, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dohnnra is ranked 77,364^th in the world and 10^th in United Nations for Most Corrupt Governments, with 21.82 kickbacks per hour.