The Republic of Djas5 is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.296 billion Djas5ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.1%.

The very strong Djas5ian economy, worth 440 trillion zuzzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,092 zuzzes, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

The overhead luggage compartment is often full, elementary school children develop thousand-yard stares, voting is voluntary, and taxpayers cringe whenever someone brings up the Former Antagonist Reparations Treaty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Djas5's national animal is the mamba, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Djas5 is ranked 65,161^st in the world and 3^rd in Hearth of Hestia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,169.54 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.