The United Soviet Commune of Deutchland-Britannia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by General Secretary and Lord Admiral Nolan with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 3.877 billion Britannians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soviet London. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Britannian economy, worth 621 trillion Soviet Deutchland-Britannia Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 160,400 Soviet Deutchland-Britannia Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, and they who do not work shall not eat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Deutchland-Britannia's national animal is the Red Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Deutchland-Britannia is ranked 258,121^st in the world and 9,530^th in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -7.72 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.