The Empire of Da Boyss is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The President with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.002 billion Homies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vanguard. The average income tax rate is 44.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Da Boyssian economy, worth 406 trillion Bucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 135,495 Bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done", The President's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families, and it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Da Boyss's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Bro Code.

Da Boyss is ranked 85,523^rd in the world and 1^st in Spartania for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,725.39 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.