The Republic of Csetjmp is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, avant-garde cinema, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, devout population of 10.59 billion Csetjmpians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 44.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Csetjmpian economy, worth 628 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 59,358 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, cities in Csetjmp declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Csetjmp's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Csetjmp is ranked 88,134^th in the world and 1^st in Orsa for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,971.81 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.