The Republic of Csetjmp is a titanic, pleasant nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space. The devout population of 14.793 billion Csetjmpians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Welfare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 49.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Csetjmpian economy, worth 954 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 64,538 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, aides are afraid to ask if Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, and the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Csetjmp's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Csetjmp is ranked 208,941^st in the world and 1,075^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 286.21 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.