The Republic of Criptanaula is a very large, safe nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 361 million Criptanaulans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sirtselə. The average income tax rate is 30.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Tanacriptanolo economy, worth 25.7 trillion Silverdrops a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,209 Silverdrops, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals identify as innocent, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades, and according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Criptanaula's national animal is the Grand Lure, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Criptanaula is ranked 282,918^th in the world and 1,581^st in the Rejected Realms for Largest Populations, with 361 million capita.