The Republic of Commonwealth of England and Wales is a tiny, cultured nation, notable for its daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 10 million Englishmen are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 41.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The developing English economy, worth 351 billion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,198 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, and passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Commonwealth of England and Wales's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Commonwealth of England and Wales is ranked 271,578^th in the world and 171^st in The Kodiak Republic for Most Developed, scoring 50.69 on the Human Development Index.