The Democratic Republic of Coldian is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Cole with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and vat-grown people. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.162 billion Coldians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Collin. The average income tax rate is 54.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Coldianese economy, worth 190 trillion Collans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 163,658 Collans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Coldians believe manners maketh the leader, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, Collin has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, and grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Coldian's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Coldian is ranked 28,882^nd in the world and 403^rd in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.94 law-abiding acts per hour.