The United Kingdom of Climeria is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Tiago Malkian with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.302 billion Climerians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Climmer. The average income tax rate is 21.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Climerian economy, worth 870 trillion Climerian dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 138,060 Climerian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, one can wake up in Climeria and have breakfast in Bigtopia, and stony-faced ratings board panelists are unamused by free lap dances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Climeria's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Logic.

Climeria is ranked 86,673^rd in the world and 3,773^rd in Balder for Safest, scoring 87.49 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.