The United Kingdom of Climeria is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Tiago Malkian with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.518 billion Climerians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Climmer. The average income tax rate is 39.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Climerian economy, worth 211 trillion Climerian dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 139,333 Climerian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in The North Pacific, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, and the Climerian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Climeria's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Logic.

Climeria is ranked 17,452^nd in the world and 916^th in The North Pacific for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 18,470.51 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.