The United Kingdom of Climeria is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 284 million Climerians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Climmer. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.2%.

The thriving Climerian economy, worth 24.5 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 86,225 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

One year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Leader's office, generals have trouble barking orders over the sound of thundering artillery, nations that kill a Climerian can expect a strongly worded letter, and farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Climeria's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Climeria is ranked 195,725^th in the world and 8,787^th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 16.29 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.