The United Kingdom of Climeria is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Tiago Malkian with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.515 billion Climerians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Climmer. The average income tax rate is 13.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Climerian economy, worth 495 trillion Climerian dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 140,842 Climerian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, foreign leaders are advising that Tiago Malkian's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, and five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Climeria's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Logic.

Climeria is ranked 182,434^th in the world and 4,568^th in Lazarus for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 2.29 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.