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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,332ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,813thMost Devout: 4,219th
The Psychotic Aztec Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
May the Mexica forever follow DEAREST LEADERISM.
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Centeocihuatl

Population4.806 billion

CapitalUeyaltepetl Iuiyaoyotl
LeaderMontezuma V
FaithNahuatl

Currencyquachtli
Animaljaguar

The Psychotic Aztec Empire of Centeocihuatl is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Montezuma V with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.806 billion Centeocihuatlans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ueyaltepetl Iuiyaoyotl. The average income tax rate is 82.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Centeocihuatlan economy, worth 747 trillion quachtlis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 155,606 quachtlis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races, and badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centeocihuatl's national animal is the jaguar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Nahuatl.

Centeocihuatl is ranked 30,268th in the world and 21st in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,644.97 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,332ndTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,813thMost Devout: 4,219thMost Patriotic: 4,685thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,684thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,458thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,252ndLargest Black Market: 9,211thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,933rdLargest Mining Sector: 11,752ndTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 15,167thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,216thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,536thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,986thFattest Citizens: 18,516thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,729thLowest Crime Rates: 18,827thHighest Average Incomes: 20,467thMost Authoritarian: 20,924thLargest Governments: 22,160thMost Cultured: 22,241stHighest Poor Incomes: 25,611th
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Most Cultured: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Centeocihuatl was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic and Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Centeocihuatl, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • : Following new legislation in Centeocihuatl, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races.
  • : Following new legislation in Centeocihuatl, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy.
  • : Following new legislation in Centeocihuatl, immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day.
  • : Following new legislation in Centeocihuatl, contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art.
  • : Centeocihuatl was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Centeocihuatl was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Centeocihuatl, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • : Following new legislation in Centeocihuatl, forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks.

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